Yo Mama Jokes

***These are JUST FOR FUN, don’t be offended please***

  • Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar
  • Yo mama’s teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles
  • Yo mama’s house so small when she orders a large pizza she has to go outside to eat it
  • Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention
  • Yo mama so poor that the ducks throw bread at her
  • Yo mama so fat Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes
  • Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
  • Yo mama so ugly her reflection said I quit
  • Yo mama so hairy she shaves her armpits with a lawnmower
  • Yo mama so hairy they filmed a movie in her shower called Gorilla’s In the Mist
  • Yo mama’s teeth so yellow she can butter a whole loaf of bread
  • Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing
  • Yo mama so fat she saw her butt in the mirror and said, “Hey look! My twin!”

 

48 comments on “Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama so fat that when she takes a photo on the iPhone, her stomach registers as multiple faces (those circles that are meant to be around faces show up instead) :3
    I just made that up ~ woo

  2. yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror it shattered

    c;

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