***These are JUST FOR FUN, don’t be offended please***
- Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar
- Yo mama’s teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles
- Yo mama’s house so small when she orders a large pizza she has to go outside to eat it
- Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention
- Yo mama so poor that the ducks throw bread at her
- Yo mama so fat Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes
- Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
- Yo mama so ugly her reflection said I quit
- Yo mama so hairy she shaves her armpits with a lawnmower
- Yo mama so hairy they filmed a movie in her shower called Gorilla’s In the Mist
- Yo mama’s teeth so yellow she can butter a whole loaf of bread
- Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing
- Yo mama so fat she saw her butt in the mirror and said, “Hey look! My twin!”
My CRGD's! 
Lolol can I use this idea for my blog? I’ll give credits and link. I’ll use different ones too, I won’t copy.
omfg why did i see your comment just now
of course 🙂
no credits and link needed
you can use the same tbh i dont really care
haha i forgot about it! thanks though!
np
Dude, yo mama’s so ugly she cant make a friend.
Lol someone told meh that. XD
Haha
ha hahaha ha -.-
what
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I have another one.
Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
LOL
Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw her bread
Yo mama so fat she saw her butt and said, “Hey! Look at my twin!”
O. M. G that’s… So… Cruel ;( LOL
yes
Yo mama so poor she go to KFC to lick other peoples fingers
OMG D: YOU’RE KILLING ME! LOL
Yo mama so fat, she saw jack and the beanstalk …?
Idk.
Yo mama so fat that when she takes a photo on the iPhone, her stomach registers as multiple faces (those circles that are meant to be around faces show up instead) :3
I just made that up ~ woo
lol
I GOT ONE!!! Yo mama so fat that when she went to In&Out she went IN but never came out!!! I just heard someone say this at my school but i thought it was pretty funny after me and my friend couldn’t stop laughing!!
Haha c:
Lol these are funny
XD
On youtube there are vids of these…
oh
cool
I use the app or website
Oh.
yeah
Can I also use the yo mama things. Not going to copy your phrases. Or your title.
sure
Thanks. I’ll credit you.
don’t have to
I just did lol.
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Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella
LOL OK
yo mama’s so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew
old…
but good!
lol
Yo Mama’s so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store.
LOL
ya
Ermaguh you followed me *^*
is that a really good thing? o.o
My blog is sucky thats why 0*0
aww na all blogs are good 😀
ooi kk
yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror it shattered
c;
gay
yes gay
yo mama so gay that people quit making yaois because of her