how to get candy

first, have your teacher assign you a project involving candy

since i take spanish, we have to make an altar for dia de los muertos, day of the dead

so on the list for required things that need to be on the altar, candy is one of them

second, go to walmart kroger or h-e-b or target and find a bag of candy you like

tell your dad you “need” the candy for your project and secretly snicker bc you only need a few pieces and so you can eat all the rest of them

three, binge eat all of them and keep 3 out of reach so you dont lose control and wont have any for your project

hope you enjoyed that 🙂

fabulous

also, ya, this is true, i got jolly ranchers and i ate like 8 already..

tell me if this worked

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