fml

these braces

i swear

the wire part, on the top, the end is scratching up the inside of my cheek

i literally have a long and deep gash and it hurts like hell

i put wax on it but the wax keeps sliding like can you not

and

i was at camp today, provided lunch, raising cane’s

THEIR CHICKEN AND FRIES ARE SO GOOD BUT THE BRACES 

MADE EVERYTHING SO HARD

whenever i bite down it hurts so much 

okay and tomorrow im going to this place, like arcade stuff and games and you can earn tickets to redeem prizes

and then we also get free all you can eat and they have pizza

PIZZA

PIZZA MY FAVOURITE FOOD

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SORCERY

BRACES

I CANT EAT THE PIZZA

WELL IT’LL TAKE ME 5 MINUTES TO EAT ONE SLICE

ONE. SLICE.

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and i thought this summer would end well

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54 comments on “fml

      • the pizza tastes so amazing
        right from the oven

        i’m sobbing too bc i don’t actually have pizza

      • laughing bc i do and you don’t and crying bc you have a third of a sour punch straw and i don’t

      • laughing bc i do and you don’t and crying bc you have a third of a sour punch straw and i don’t and laughing bc i have another kit kat

      • crying bcus i dont and you do and laughing bcus you’re crying bcus i have a third of a sour punch straw and you dont and crying bcus i have no kit kat

      • laughing bc i do and you don’t and crying bc you’re laughing bc you have a third of a sour punch straw and i don’t and laughing bc i have a kit kat and you don’t

      • crying bcus i dont and you do and laughing bcus you’re crying bcus i have a third of a sour punch straw and you dont and crying bcus you have a kit kat and i dont and laughing bcus i have animal crackers and you probably dont

      • laughing bc i do and you don’t and crying bc you’re laughing bc you have a third of a sour punch straw and i don’t and laughing bc i have a kit kat and you don’t and laughing harder bc you have animal crackers and i probably won’t eat them if i had any

      • crying bcus i dont and you do and laughing bcus you’re crying bcus i have a third of a sour punch straw and you dont and crying bcus you have a kit kat and i dont and crying bcus i have animal crackers and you dont but you dont like them

      • laughing bc i do and you con’t and crying bc you’re laughing bc you have a third of a sour punch straw and i don’t and laughing bc i have a kit kat and you don’t and laughing bc you have animal crackers and i actually do like them but not as much so that i would cry for them

      • crying bcus i dont and you do and laughing bcus you’re crying bcus i have a third of a sour punch straw and you dont and crying bcus you have a kit kat and i dont and laughing bcus i have animal crackers and you dont have but you like them but you dont cry for them

      • laughing bc i do and you don’t and crying bc you’re laughing bc you have a third of a sour punch straw and i don’t and laughing bc i have a kit kat and you don’t and laughing bc you have animal crackers and i don’t and i like them but i won’t cry for them and crying bc i have to read the odyssey

      • crying bcus i dont and you do and laughing bcus you’re crying bcus i have a third of a sour punch straw and you dont and crying bcus you have a kit kat and i dont and laughing bcus i have animal crackers and you dont have but you like them but you dont cry for them and laughing even more bcus you have to read the odyssey

      • laughing bc i do and you don’t and crying bc you’re laughing bc you have a third of a sour punch straw and i don’t and laughing bc i have a kit kat and you don’t and laughing bc you have animal crackers and i don’t but i like them but i don’t cry for them and crying even more bc i have to read the odyssey and i have to finish fast so bye we can continue this later

      • crying bcus i dont and you do and laughing bcus you’re crying bcus i have a third of a sour punch straw and you dont and crying bcus you have a kit kat and i dont and laughing bcus i have animal crackers and you dont have but you like them but you dont cry for them and laughing bcus you have to read the odyssey and that you have to finish it fast and waiting for your return

      • laughing bc i do and you don’t and crying bc you’re laughing bc you have a third of a sour punch straw and i don’t and laughing bc i have a kit kat and you don’t and laughing bc you have animal crackers and i don’t but i like them but i don’t cry for them and crying bc i have to read the odyssey and i have to finish fast even though i’m only halfway done and i have to do a packet on it and that’s quite ironic bc the odyssey is about odysseus’s hardships while returning to home

  1. Poor Karley.. But hey, I can’t eat anything hard like apples without cutting it into pieces.. AND I CANT EAT SWEETS WITHOUT MAKING MY STOMACH HURT AND WANT TO THROW UP. I eat one dumpling in one bite, so it takes me like 3 minutes to finish my lunch lmao.
    Torturing Karley ehehehe.
    I eat food so fast I barely chew it….

  2. eats pizza

    im crying because i dont have any,like taco :c

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